Oh David, how we all love you,
We never said how much we like cuts,
Tories have the best ideas,
Your opponents are all nuts,
I never liked my free education,
I’d appreciate it more if I paid,
And the NHS is so old,
Nobody wants it to stay,
The elderly just sponge money,
And nobody wants them around,
Let’s take away their benefits,
They’ll soon be underground,
And in case something goes wrong,
Something brilliant to invent,
Is that nuclear programme we’re funding,
Our wonderful saviour, Trident,
So Cameron don’t worry,
We’re behind you all the way,
The news doesn’t show we aren’t,
So glad you got elected that day.